Dedicating is impossible since I post and repost everything which makes for a blog dedicated to EVERYTHING!!!
now we just need Tony Stark’s goatee and we’ll be set
*waits and prays*
why not go all out
SWEET FUCK SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT I REMEMBER I ASKED FOR THIS A MONTH AGO
one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will
one thing girls have real solidarity on is their periods:
- we dont judge someone if they prefer pads or tampons over the other
- we always have extras and we’re always willing to give them to a girl in need
- we teach each other about cramp remedies and how to get out bloodstains
- we do pants checks for each other
Period: Your stomach hurts.
Period: No it doesn't, eat everything.
Period: Why did you eat all the things, your stomach hurts!
Period: No it doesn't, there's a plate of brownies. Eat them.
Period: Your uterus is pulsing. Change position twenty times to see if that helps.
Period: You want to fuck him.
Period: No you don't, kill him.
Period: You're bored. Let's literally cry about that, shall we?
Period: Never mind, just find people and kill them.